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Book 36: The Time Paradox (Artemis Fowl, Book 6) – Eoin Colfer

So Colfer pumped some volume back into the series with The Lost Colony, but how does he keep it going? By bringing back a psychotic mastermind. This novel begins after the last novel ends (clearly) and picks up with Artemis who hasn’t aged at all, but is supposedly three years older than he was due to the final trip in time during the last novel and bringing Hydras back to the current plane of existence.

This novel centers around a series of time loops which all occur as a result of Artemis attempting to keep his parents in the dark about why he hasn’t aged during his absence and to keep the underworld hidden from them. If you think about it to long you could easily get stuck in an existential quandary of whether any of the series would have happened if he did or did not go back in time or did or did not try and cure his mother.

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Book 35: The Lost Colony (Artemis Fowl, Book 5) – Eoin Colfer

What better way to spice up a series than to throw in a new species and add a love interest? I can’t think of any! (This is only said with partial sarcasm and disdain.)

There are a couple of reasons I have to love this novel, 1) it involves time travel; 2) it’s called The Lost Colony and growing up in North Carolina we learn all about Roanoke and the lost colony; 3) it truly highlights how this series is a coming of age series; and 4) Artemis gets his butt handed to him socially in this novel (more so than usual) and I can identify with that awkwardness.

I’m not sure if Colfer was running out of ideas for this novel, but it seemed a bit strung together, but ultimately is one of the best novels. The novel begins with Artemis and Butler attempting to track down an anomalous demon appearance, which isn’t all that much of an anomaly. The ancient Warlocks of Hybras suspended the colony outside of time thousands of years ago and the time spell is slowly weakening and sending bits of the island back to the current time and the current planet (Demons have an affinity for the moon).

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Book 34: The Opal Deception (Artemis Fowl, Book 4) – Eoin Colfer

As readers begin the fourth book of the Artemis Fowl series we are in essence starting over again from Artemis’ perspective. After the mind wipe at the end of The Eternity Code I can imagine readers not knowing whether the series would continue. I hope that when Colfer wrote the book he actually questioned whether there would be additional adventures. As we begin this novel in the series, we wouldn’t know who would or would not appear with half the main cast receiving memory wipes and the other half forbidden to approach them.

After the memory wipe a the end of The Eternity Code, Artemis reverts to his criminal ways, however he has a conscience which is consistently nagging at him. He chooses not to Artemis has once again returned to his criminal mastermind ways and is in the processes of a major art heist.

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Book 33: The Eternity Code (Artemis Fowl, Book 3) – Eoin Colfer

So how should I begin this review? I’m already another book past this review (as I said in the last one) and I’ve managed to stay mostly off topic for the last reviews and I will do so again at least for the first part of this review.

What I don’t understand is why the publishers feel they have to take a perfectly good (and interesting and simple) book cover and ‘spice it up’ for the mass-market paperback release? The book cover to the right (and all of the book covers for this series) are the original hardback covers. After the jump (if you’re reading on the main page or in the email) at the end of the blog you can see the American and British paperback version of this book. I understand you want people to buy the book once it comes out, but why the need to spice it up especially if it’s later in the series?

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Book 32: The Arctic Incident (Artemis Fowl, Book 2) – Eoin Colfer

I struggled to limit my non-‘review’ commentary on the last book and luckily this is a pretty long series so I get to stretch it out over quite a few books.

I really want to say that I wish they make this series into films, however I don’t want them to ruin the series. It took me until the fifth Harry Potter movie to just let go of the fact that they were never going to stay true to the books. it was at that point that I realized they’d made a great first and fifth movies adaptation, and that the others were quite crap. Another example is Eragon, what is probably a mediocre novel, but the fact that it was written by a 16-year-old and it is a fascinating story, with two (and a third on the way) follow up novels in the cycle, they could’ve waited and made an amazing film, ESPECIALLY with John Malkovich signed on to play the bad guy!

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